I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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