I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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