IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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