Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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