I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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