JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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