I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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