Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
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hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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