I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
it's like iHOP with fire
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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