How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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