mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It's rum buckets o'clock
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
