blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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