Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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