do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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