ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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