Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Your cock deserves a montage
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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