is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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