I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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