physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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