I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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