you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
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I didn't notice because vodka
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm getting married
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.