You surviving the open bar?
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...