He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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