I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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