Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Soap is not a condiment
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Randomize
