then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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