similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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