Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
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He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize