im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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