I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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