you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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