So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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