Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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