So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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