you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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