VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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