Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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