your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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