Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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