doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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