i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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