I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
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insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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