Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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