Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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