why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.