I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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