ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.