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• (647): View more from Ontario

  ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night

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• (561): View more from Florida

  No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?

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• (845): View more from New York

  he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"

  (845): View more from New York

  where do u find these people!?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk

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• (925): View more from California

  You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.

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