By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.