I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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