ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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