I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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