I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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