Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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