Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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